Version 3 of "I always find the worst fics to read".
I'm about to give up now! All the fics I try to read are Sucky McSuckypants.

“Absolutely not! Don't you get it Ronald? I'm trying to break away from that. That's the exact reaction I was talking about. I'm so tired of people wanting nothing to do with me unless it involves me doing there* homework for them.” Hermione sighed desperately trying to make him understand. Ron frowned.

“But if you don't do that, then what good are you for?” he said. Hermione slapped him. Ron rubbed his stinging red face. Hermione could feel the tears piling in front of her eyes. She looked to Harry for comfort but he shrugged.

(* cringe. It's their.)


Okay, yeah, Ron can be insensitve, but you can at least try to make hurt!Hermione slightly believable. There's no way in the world Ron would say that or even believe that. Why would he; she's his friend!

But wait... there's more:
So now she walked through the seventh floor corridor her tears falling like rain drops making their way down from Heaven.

IMAGERY OF FAIL!


And oh God.... still more:
Neither muttered a word, they let their eyes speak for them, Hermione's chocolate brown ones shined at him with burning fire. Draco's grey icy cool ones sent a chill through the room.

Kill me now. Just please, kill me now!


Hermione moaned as his hand unclasped her bra and wondered through her breasts.

I'm thoroughly intrigued.  This author has a grasp on physics that I obviously don't have.

'Draco grabbed her through the ass and brought her up so that her legs were around his waist

MY HEART IS BLEEDING!