I've been online since I was 12. That's 8 years of being online, and for the past 6 it's been more or less all the time.

Yet, somehow, premade lj layouts are going to be the death of me, it seems.
Cause I'm completely dumb, apparently.

cause step 1 (I didn't even get past step 1! HAH!) says

1: Add a website to your userinfo. (makes the header image show up)

.... Add a website to my userinfo?

First off I can't even find the damn place to add a fricking website.
and two... 'a website'?
WHAT website? And how does adding 'a website' make the header image show up?!

Something...has passed me by....

*throws hands up*