Kari and I walked around this store downtown today, and it's pretty huge and has a lot of imported products, etc.
We were standing a the frozen meat section and I read this price-tag sign thing without thinking much about it and went "haha, I read it wrong." and then I realised I HADN'T read it wrong.
So what's for dinner mum?

How about some delicious RATTLESNAKE?
The realisation that the price tag actually said Rattlesnake and that we were holding a frozen rattlesnake in our hands produced a whole array of questions.
Who eats rattlesnake?!
Who buys a frozen rattlesnake for the small price of 240 dollars?!
What do you eat with Rattlesnake? Potatoes? Rice? Vegetables? Gravy?
Do you use a fork and knife or do you just start at one end and work your way down?
How do you prepare it?! Is it supposed to be cooked or steamed or roasted?
Can I find myself at a party being offered rattlesnake-appetizers?
How many has actually bought this oh-so-cheap rattlesnake to have for dinner?
and most importantly:
WHO EATS RATTLESNAKE?!
We were standing a the frozen meat section and I read this price-tag sign thing without thinking much about it and went "haha, I read it wrong." and then I realised I HADN'T read it wrong.
So what's for dinner mum?

How about some delicious RATTLESNAKE?
The realisation that the price tag actually said Rattlesnake and that we were holding a frozen rattlesnake in our hands produced a whole array of questions.
Who eats rattlesnake?!
Who buys a frozen rattlesnake for the small price of 240 dollars?!
What do you eat with Rattlesnake? Potatoes? Rice? Vegetables? Gravy?
Do you use a fork and knife or do you just start at one end and work your way down?
How do you prepare it?! Is it supposed to be cooked or steamed or roasted?
Can I find myself at a party being offered rattlesnake-appetizers?
How many has actually bought this oh-so-cheap rattlesnake to have for dinner?
and most importantly:
WHO EATS RATTLESNAKE?!
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